Should’ve stuck to the status quo
(via corporate-intervention)
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
(via boyslut)
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
(via corporate-intervention)
“If you are down in the dumps and people keep making fun of you, just know that it’s probably because you are doing something that secretely they like. So don’t worry about it.”
(Source: fuyeahparamore, via ohmyhayleywilliams)
you feel me
this is a command not a question
(Source: slydiggers, via ladi3buglove)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
(via ladi3buglove)
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
(via ofourstory)
burnt marshmallow c:
this had like 300 notes not too long ago.. wot
(via magstah)
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
(via onthepursiutofhappiness)
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
(via onthepursiutofhappiness)
(Source: beautyselenita, via staypresentandbelieve)
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
(Source: dream7790, via inthehistoryofever)
We’re all going to be like
prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!
November is when I apply to universities Fuck
(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion, via perks-of-being-an-elf-fairy)
We’re all going to be like
prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!
November is when I apply to universities Fuck
(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion, via perks-of-being-an-elf-fairy)
